What happens when a conspiracy theorist gets a hold of Adobe Illustrator
Hey - does this mean Michelle Obama is Eva Braun?
So now that I got your attention, President Barack Obama is going to speak to school children in a satellite feed on September 8th! Yes my friends - instead of our little angels watching mind-enriching programs like American Idol, Hannah Montana and Spongebob Squarepants (and truth be told, probably Real Housewives of Atlanta and Extreme cage Wrestling)...the will be exposed to....The President of the United States urging them to stay in school!
The audacity! The terror! Yeah, I know, I know...it sounds funny to think that this might be construed as a bad thing, but the nutters on the conservative front are making it out to be the formation of Hitler Youth!
First of all this isn't the first time this has happened. In 1991 Pres Bush addressed schoolchildren in much the same way - via satellite. As far as I know, no children were indoctrinated into the fold.
Psst...excuse me...Mr. President?....Uh....your book is upside down...And the World Trade Center is ON FIRE!
In 2001, The second President Bush was at a school class in Florida reading a book upside down when he was informed of the WTC attack. I suppose we didnt have to worry about Bush being a Marxist - I mean he thought a Marxist was someone who always got the bullseye to win the BIG PRIZE at the Crawford County Fair!
Napoleon Dynamite - Cute Indy Film or Communist Plot?
When I was a kid we had mock elections - We had the Carter/Ford election. I made up campaign buttons for Jimmy Carter with peanuts taped to each one. The boys wanted Ford. I guess we were all little commie bastards in 1976 Brooklyn. Back in the day it wasn't called indoctrinating children - IT WAS CALLED SOCIAL STUDIES OR CIVICS! In fact, several years of hypnosis will probably reveal the little chip the democrats implanted in my head that year that I was 9.
Goldwater Girl - or zombie bitch?
But getting back to President Obama and next week - the wacky conservatives are starting a campaign to pull their kids out of school that day. And many are threatening home schooling their precious little cargo. (Home school kindergarten classes include Why Jesus hates Muslim terrorists, Why Liberals are the Devil's spawn, and The proper ways to clean your rifle) So what kind of message do these hate mongers send to their children? That the President and the Government is bad? What next? Don't listen to the police? Learn to shoot a rifle for the new militia uprising?
And these crazies are forgetting one point that makes all this craziness obsolete - politics, to most kids, is boring! It's not World Cage Wrestling or Real Housewives of The Pittsburg Steelers. It's not American Idol or Spongebob. And the surest way of getting kids to be totally uninterested in something is to have it taught in school. So get over it you freaks! Your little rugrats won't even listen to Barack Obama at school - now if he went on The Simpsons or something - that's different!
Maybe President Obama IS out to take over kids' minds, after all......
What's your opinion?
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